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I prefer to ponder the torus instead.
The Torus has similar properties a lot of people have described online and in maths papers, but their utility is less clear than a crystal Orb.
Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to drink milk?
Got an urge to feed though
Ponder your calcium.
…I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this…
CONSUME THE CALCIUM, WENCH
Step 1) Get a girlfriend
Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.
Or bald and use a plunger
Who’s coming up with these stock images
But why isn’t there an orb in those pictures for him to ponder?
If I ever go bald this will definitely be one of my kinks.
I dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while.
Looks like a normal bottle of cow’s milk in the image. I suppose for a boyfriend you’d want bull’s milk.
I was gone for a while and missed the orbs thing. Why do we have orbs now?
Holidays, people are bored. See all the old memes, it’s more than usual.
It’s a holiday?
Its a holiday??
And a happy Orb to you too! May you ponder it well!
I don’t think they’re going to tell us.
If you are not ready to seek the knowledge yourself then you shouldn’t have it.
They are seeking it themselves. They literally came in here and asked about it. I on the other hand don’t care enough and so I never asked.
Because wizards are cool
Hell yeah!
🧙♂️🔵
the second wizard war is soon upon us…
Tomorrow i’ll post a wizard casting the “ponders your orbs” and lemmy will break.
For ponderin
🔵🧿☣️🔘
I posted a few one day and then people started posting more and here we are.
Wizard memes
Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to ponder some orbs?
Not more than usual. It’s irresistible.
A fellow orb-ponder connoisseur.
May you orb always shine just the right amount!
These orbs won’t ponder themselves and there’s nothing sadder than an un-pondered orb
Not a thing sadder than an orb left not to be pondered upon. Agreed.
Please at least write ‘orb’ somewhere in the title, so we can block it without blocking a whole community.
i don’t know if it’s me getting old or if gen z/α are getting desperate for memes. it’s not funny, interesting or communicating anything. i thought hawk tuah was the jumping the shark moment but Jesus this is even worse.
I feel like it has weird millennial humour vibes to it. I hate it.
I’m solidly a millennial and I think it’s hilarious. I also enjoy Smiling Friends so maybe I just like bizarre humor.
Really? We all celebrated a dancing banana when we were their age. The Internet is a strange and wonderful place.
If you were 42 when the dancing banana was popular, then you’re old as fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.
Gen Z is not 42?
Yeah but I am and I made this meme.
So it’s not even a Gen Z meme then. Lol that’s hilarious.
well there was some effort there, and the internet was new. this is like “why did the chicken cross the road” becoming the most popular joke.
New generation isn’t as good as old generation, a tale as old as time. If our ancient forebears ever come back we’ll all be drooling idiots compared to them.
I’m not a subscriber to juvenoia; I concede that possibly some of the things I don’t understand are due my own distance from the youth and their culture, and that’s fine…
It’s just that here it seems like I’m not really missing anything. it’s just lame and people are clingimg random shit thinking it’s funny just because it feels like an inside joke.
or in the case of hawk tuah, a very mundane blonde woman making a mundane sexual reference a bit out of the ordinary… it’s a bit like saying “nice” to any mention of 69 except without any hint of the irony.
What is your idea of a good meme so we have a frame of reference to compare to
one that feels naturally evolved rather than forced. or one that has literally any meaning or purpose.
We’re all just looking for some kind of escape. Sometimes it’s the Pirates of Penzance and sometimes it’s cheering for the orb.
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the orb this morning.
Blahaj zone users actually
Can somebody please ponder my orb
Why would I ponder your orb? Is it interesting or something? Damn it, you tricked me.
🔵🤔
I put on my robe and my wizard hat
I’m so close to buying an orb. Pondering without feels so pointless
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More pointless
Get the fuck out of here
Yeah but you don’t need to buy an Orb.
Anything that looks like an Orb will do (especially if it’s blue, for some reason). You can imagine storing concepts and information in them, then shaking them like a snowglobe and seeing if anything happens in your head. They can produce helpful results, but it’s all a lot less conclusive than very simple C code or something like that.
Orbs operate on probability and collected data to build up big concepts.
Lisp programming is also a lot like Orbs, since everything is in brackets (basically hollow spheres).
Mom the wizards are forcing their propaganda again
The damn wizard pornpaganda.
Born to ponder forced to rule
