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Anything that looks like an Orb will do (especially if it’s blue, for some reason). You can imagine storing concepts and information in them, then shaking them like a snowglobe and seeing if anything happens in your head. They can produce helpful results, but it’s all a lot less conclusive than very simple C code or something like that.
Orbs operate on probability and collected data to build up big concepts.
Lisp programming is also a lot like Orbs, since everything is in brackets (basically hollow spheres).
I’m so close to buying an orb. Pondering without feels so pointless
The only thing more pointless is our PERFECTLY SPHERICAL ORBS, NOW HALF OFF IF YOU BUY TWO! BUT WAIT, THERES MORE! IF YOU CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN NOW, WE’LL THROW IN A LIMITED EDITION BONUS STAND TO HOLD YOUR ORB! THATS RIGHT, IF YOU CALL NOW YOU WILL GET TWO ORBS AND TWO STANDS FOR THE PRICE OF JUST ONE! CALL 1-800-PONDER AND ORDER YOUR TWO PONDERING ORBS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
disclaimer perfectly spherical pondering orb incorporated does not guarantee increased ponderance, seer abilities, or supernatural powers. perfectly spherical pondering orbs are only fda approved for looking at to ponder. do not look at the sun through perfectly spherical pondering orb. do not drop perfectly spherical pondering orb. do not leave perfectly spherical pondering orb in reach of a child. this ad is brought to you by raid shadow legends.
can’t believe we’re getting ads during our ads now smh
Get the fuck out of here
Yeah but you don’t need to buy an Orb.
Anything that looks like an Orb will do (especially if it’s blue, for some reason). You can imagine storing concepts and information in them, then shaking them like a snowglobe and seeing if anything happens in your head. They can produce helpful results, but it’s all a lot less conclusive than very simple C code or something like that.
Orbs operate on probability and collected data to build up big concepts.
Lisp programming is also a lot like Orbs, since everything is in brackets (basically hollow spheres).