I’m kinda shocked she made it this far tbh.

You get a good noodle star! (Mildly disappointed your profile picture isn’t rayquaza; if it is i have poor signal at work to blame for not seeing it)

Texas state government attempts to annex Mexico out of nowhere, fails miserably, and is subsequently taken back by mexico.

Canada makes an over-land/ice/ocean bridge and invades Russia with cavalry.

Somehow, Palpatine returns.

And South Korea and sometimes Taiwan.

Have you considered a career in medicine? (/s)

I work in IT so YMMV; Functionally, outside of k-12 education I have not really needed handwriting skills. If I don’t have a working keyboard available, something has gone very wrong

As long as you can read it, speed would probably be the priority over legibility.

Don’t give Muskrat any ideas

C’mon guy/gal, don’t kinkshame (/s)

The sun is actively trying to kill me, you’re the weirdo in this situation! I have freckles in places that have never seen sunshine by just EXISTING for a few days in Oklahoma!!

With utter disregard, bordering on contempt, for biology and physics.

when you are closing up, fully pull down the shutter and lock it… otherwise fuckers are just going to barge in.

if there are still customers in the shop, they can ask you to let them out.

they are weak against Iron

Are you me? Same story here, grocery store deli turned IT. Rotisserie chicken grease is a smell I will never forget. That and the people who ask for chipped meat, they can all fuck off and just buy a block of meat and a cheese grater.

Wasted 3 awful years of my life doing that shit.

“Moron explores Mediterranean island alone in hot season, found dead”

I cast Isekai. Spin the wheel (of the truck) to find out the Where and How of your interdimensional transfer! We’ve got everything from “dire need of a hero” to “God is a cunt, help us kill them”! We got portals, reincarnation, you name it!

“Only the bad guys need encryption”

~politician, over VPN, from their home

PIN number

Now you’re hearing Wheatley from portal 2.

Now Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.

Now Heath Ledgers Joker.

Now James from Team Rocket.

Ooh, ooh! I had this one handy! Pay close attention to the fact that it was released THREE YEARS AGO.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e1fnQ6gJeis

No no, just round up all the reporters! There can’t be war crimes if nobody is alive to report them!

I swear there’s gotta be a troll farm dedicated to the keyword/phrase “Lia Thomas”, they come out of the fucking woodwork anywhere on the internet for her