What if I want to gain two inches?
What if I want to gain two inches?
I just threw up while crying
I appreciate your usage of them nonetheless.
I love that you have a gif for everything.
Ask it for the final solution
We’ve seen a large number of subjects form functional tastebuds on their sphincters.
In our clinical trials, the secondary genitalia usually manifests itself on a subjects forehead.
Side effects include:
mutated anus
disappearing retinas
sudden bone splintering
genital duplication
having too many god damned teeth
Make sure the RAM is seated correctly. If the tabs on the sides of the modules are not fully locked, the module is not seated. This will cause the system not to boot.
suicAId
“Omg OP, it’d be so easy to cut you open and see your pretty guts. Lol jk, here’s my number, you should come over and see my knife collection some time“
Hello, NASA? I’d like to apply for the astronaut position, please
I forgive you (this time)
I love it when people are happy to say “let’s just fuck around and find out” when it comes to all-out nuclear warfare and mutually assured destruction
You’ve earned the “nicest guy on the internet” award.
We’re outraged!
throws receipts for the bombs in the garbage
How long is that thing?!
How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?