The pipe is throwing me off because usually I have to do parentheses for that to work…

What?

You gotta give me your yoga instructor because that’s a big stretch!

NSFW, literally icky dick pic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma#Males

2 weeks to stop the spread part 2, wooo!

I never see it but my neighbors have garages lmao.

That’s why these posts are stupid to me.

The closer to the front I got the less people were will to budge. I remember one guy saying “I don’t think there’s any room up there for you,” and I had to point to my family and be like “no dude, they’re right there waiting for me” lol.

Your first cousin’s child is your first cousin once removed. The only reason anyone calls it anything else is because the terminology is confusing and they misunderstand it. Your child and your first cousin’s child will be second cousins.

I’ve seen people have to write essays about things they like about themselves as punishment.

I think they’re talking about themself in the third person based on this display name.

The worst is Magic Kingdom during the night show. It gets stupidly packed. It’s the only time I’ve needed to move through a crowd but physically ran into them as if they were a wall. I had to get back to my family after using the bathroom but I basically had to beg people to make an opening. I think they thought I was trying to get a good spot without waiting.

How could I possibly know a streaming site is illegal?

For situations where you’re forced to use chromium browsers it’s better than nothing, but abandoning chromium browsers is the right thing to do. An example of a situation where you can’t is an IT policy preventing you from using Firefox.

It’s funny to me that things like EEPROM are considered ROM. Like, ok, I can write to it? Read only, huh?

Oftentimes “location” can just mean “needs to access Bluetooth”

Signal can have multiple devices, I have it on my phone and laptop.

Which aspect? There is no specific hidden pun regarding the engine being woke. It’s just saying that the guy is angry with it because it’s broken.

Babe, new Loss just dropped

But what if you toast it?