… I’ll start a service for the things they won’t do.
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Do I get to watch?
The slaying? Yes. The sex? Probably not.
Dang!
Only with uberfeats+
You put 20 gold in the tip, you can watch whatever you like.
Wasn’t illicit sex with cows basically the Minotaur’s origin story?
Indeed
With a bull actually, way back when gods were still creative with their curses.
Wouldn’t even be a whole bestiality then.
Sounds like a pretty standard D&D party
Awww, lil baby minotaurs!! :)
The only weakness of mini minotaurs is Tartar sauce.
Is there an Oglaf comic for this
Oglaf started off as a legit porn comic but then they figured out they’re actually geniuses at writing jokes. This is a great example; there’s no spoken punchline here, just his face.
sauce?
haha that was fantastic thanks haven’t read oglaf in probably a decade
I’ve got this really big stable that needs de-poopification…
they will Divert a river into your stable
I am my own worst enemy, what will they do with me?
cherish and support you, thus slaying your inner strife
