Not unless it gets a good marketing team.

If you’re tagged in the post doesn’t it act like a message to that user? I don’t use Twitter but that’s generally how tagging works everywhere else so…

Just have someone repost it on Twitter or Truth Social.

Why is it made with white bread and not Circus Peanuts?

Even if it wasn’t heavier, bones are still harder than flesh. If a skeleton punched you, it would hurt way more than a fleshy padded fist.

Maybe they’ve only seen the dubbed version of Ghost Stories and liked the Christian girl character.

But it makes my whites whiter!

hits the button for the landing flaps while still cruising

Consider the pronunciation of read and read.

I’ve been kind of afraid to do my laundry since the last time my clothes came out of the washer dirtier than they went in and covered in some kind of gunk; I had to re-wash by hand in my tub. I want my own fucking machine again. 😩

Doubtful. This is just some dude making a transphobic joke. There are MTF and even cis women on the app, though. They’re usually up front about it.

“he says he cut himself shaving his junk, but that’s not true”

Like they were trying to say their dick is gone because they accidentally cut it off shaving.

It’s a girl. Or at least someone with a vagina. This is from Grindr.

Travises for possessive; Travi if pluralizing.

I can agree with school and prison; homelessness would suck even without other people, though. See, the other two at least provide shelter and food.

Die monster! You don’t belong in this world! You steal men’s souls and make them your slave!

Meanwhile at the birthday party

“What the fuck? This isn’t a bounce house!”

I mean, personally I am not here to discuss politics or get the news. I’m here for memes and nerding out. All that real-world shit doesn’t vibe. I wanna laugh.

Yes. But it would be the same consistency coming out as it went in eventually. Unless your body uses 100% of what goes in, you’ll always poop. And since you can’t absorb 100% of what you take in, even if you only take in what you need, you will never not poop unless you stop eating entirely. And you wouldn’t not poop while alive very long until you’re not pooping while dead.

I don’t think even Superman has that much strength.