I thought cockroaches were those bugs with super huge cocks.
I don’t believe this…still side eyed my husband tho.
NFW this is true. It is too hilarious.
It’s not. The 5-10 figure is originally from an extremely unscientific study from the 1940s meant to spawn distrust of “German” cockroaches. While it absolutely happens the real numbers are much lower. More frequently they enter the anus.
Always sleep with your plug in, people.
It’s not government propaganda, it’s for your own safety, stop questioning the cat tail. It’s for emergency removal.
Not in my penis!
This is what the chastity cage is for. Keep them mofuckers out!
Wish granted, now you’ll always feel something crawling inside your chastity cage.
The good thing about this is I won’t notice.
Dear lawd
Lol how is that reddit data working for you, Google?
https://old.reddit.com/r/primarkboi/comments/t5rvv5/can_cockroaches_live_i_your_penis/
I suddenly regret deleting my perfectly normal and healthy reddit comments.
I don’t. I only regret deleting all of them and not leaving the wacky ones.
What about this is even AI, Google is citing that post almost verbatim.
So much for the “it’s okay because they learn from but don’t use the source material”.
What a horrible day to be literate
It’s really sucking up those reddit comments fast isn’t it
How do I see these AI responses? I’ve tried searching on google.com and there isn’t an AI result.
Last I heard they’re only available in parts of US and UK. Maybe also try the search labs?
Oh ok, must not be available here yet, I’ll try out Search Labs.
I assume cockroaches are named for roosters. Otherwise they’d be codroaches.
What a terrible age to have eyes.
Lol, Google is killing itself.
Are these screenshots fake or are search engines saying stuff like this? (I don’t use google)
It’s surprisingly easy to edit the HTML in your browser and make something like a tweet or an email look legit. Screenshots should never be taken at face value
Love it, the perfect touch would have been editing my username to “this is going well” lol
I can’t believe they said that…
I can. What a dumbass.
we need to build a wall
This is fake. Their AI is stupid, but they have word filter in place, and “cock” would never have passed.
Doesn’t matter if its fake or not - it’s going to severely damage the reputation of the ai search summary. And that’s a good thing I suppose - still this is misinformation.
The ai has done a pretty good job damaging its own reputation. This one is fake, but there’s lots of real examples of it saying absurd things. Like to drink urine when you have a kidney stone, or put glue in your pizza cheese to stop it from sliding off the pizza.
Their ai makes up shit and they hail it as a technological innovation, it’s only fair to make shit up about the ai.
Some are real, the glue in the pizza sauce one for example, but now that “funny google ai gaff” has become a genre of internet picture, you can fully expect people to be faking them for upvotes.
It’s more likely than you think.
