I’ve got some bad news for you mate…

The reticulated python is the longest snake in the world, according to London’s Natural History Museum. They are native to Southern Asia and can grow to be more than 20 feet long.

The longest reticulated python ever found in the wild was discovered in 1912, according to the museum, and was measured to be nearly 33 feet long – “more than half the length of a bowling lane and makes this snake longer than a giraffe is tall.”

Zoo Atlanta, which houses reticulated pythons, says the snakes “have a reputation for being aggressive.”

The snakes are occasionally kept as pets in the U.S.

Last year, a 14-foot-long reticulated python was found dead on side of the road on Long Island, prompting a search for its owner.

In 2022, a 16-foot albino reticulated python that slithered through a Texas neighborhood for months was finally rescued and returned to its owner.

Wish granted, now you’ll always feel something crawling inside your chastity cage.

Customers will notice the change on their next bill. Netflix has quietly put up its prices across each subscription tier in Australia.

Why is this even legal, oh who am I kidding lobbying most likely. They began notifying people on May 13. Thanks for the correction @blindsight@beehaw.org.

Use within 2-3 days after opening

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This ain’t watchpeopledie

And still is, it shouldn’t be this way. Stop Killing Games really needs to take off.

Bollocks. It looks like em.

I think they might be from the same lineage

Americans hate this one Swede trick.

I’ve played a good dozen hours now without a single crash/bug

This is more satisfying than winning any boss battles in game. Well worth the effort though, have a good one.

I love fallout but it’s a Bethesda game so make sure to use this. You just can’t play Bethesda games without at least bugfixes.

Ordinary Things

Slimba Jimbo?

Good luck mate, South Asia in general is fucked and they’re all busy one upping each other on the fucked up list. You’re better off abandoning ship to some other place.

I’ll huff the copium and assume it’s good that we’re not all just a hive mind.

They’re distracted by the bush.

lactose bigotry.

How is it bigotry to be lactose intolerant when it’s not a choice any individual can make? Being lactose tolerant isn’t even a trait shared by half the world’s adult population.

MFW I’m so straight that the line went straight from my dick and around the world into my butt, and now I’m gay

I tried testing with a new account on ds9.lemmy.ml aswell and it seems to be working well. Tried 2 different languages and both showed up correctly without touching anything in the settings,

Im removing this as part of the PR to set new user languages from accept-language header, it doesnt make sense anymore with that.

^This is a good idea.

Also from the settings “Warning: If you deselect Undetermined, you will not see most content.” comes off as if you need to select it to view things while it’s actually a language filter to only show the selected languages only. Renaming it from “Languages” to “Languages filter” and rewording the warning may help further.