Holy hell
“This isn’t my favorite starting position, but I’ll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage.”
Do you have a vibrator in your butt?
There’s no way you came up with that move yourself, you’re cheating!
Pretty by-the-book so far, let’s get interesting.
That’s not fast enough to get a promotion.
Go ahead, take me. See what happens.
White knight takes black queen.
“I normally do this by myself. It’s nice to have a partner.”
In Polish you can say, sometimes You’re pushing a Queen, sometimes You’re beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.
The English phrase “beating a dead horse” must be fantastic knowledge for Polish schoolboys.
First of all: That’s not how you play chess (left image).
It’s not how YOU play chess. 😂
Chaos. 💣
This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
Haven’t you heard about Cheskers?
That sounds like an extremely posh nickname.
The “error” is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.
Google it.
Holy hell!
“…shit, I forgot about the bishop”
“Wow, the king really IS useless! Good thing the queen is so versatile”
“Hey! No butt help!”
J’adoube!
Complete silence except for the odd quietly muttered ‘adjust’, and the rhythmic sound of a c(l)ock being slapped.
“I’ll shove a bishop in my ass”
Excuse me, that is an illegal move.
As long as it’s not an illegal sex
“That move has left me wide open”
“I see you’ve played the Frenchman’s cumsock”
