Same exact thing as “How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

I see a mistake…

And I bet they never forget to check their bags for tools of death before international travel ever again. I really don’t know how you could, if that’s something you commonly carry around. It would be on mind constantly.

5 cases is not very many, considering how long guns have been legal in this country and illegal in others. Doesn’t seem like a problem at all to me, just check your shit if you commonly carry murder implements around. 🤷‍♂️ Idk what else to tell you, these people didn’t even get punished.

I wouldn’t call 5 teenagers “hordes,” but you do you.

They didn’t get years in prison, look up “suspended sentence”.

I don’t know much about computers except for the one at my house my mom put some games on there I play em sometimes—

Yeah, we need the classic Drake meme with "She’s a 10” on top and "She is 10” on bottom.

I think I’d take a few years and destroy all the “grass” lawns in the country, replacing them with native plants that don’t need manual watering or chemical fertilizers and pesticides. Then I’d destroy a lot of vehicle infrastructure and replace it with high-speed train, bike, and pedestrian infrastructure. Then I’d probably just jerk off and go to concerts for the rest of my life.

Just buy their music! Those are the bands that actually need the support.

Why wouldn’t they make the whole thing red?

I don’t have a microwave, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

I guess if you live on a farm or walk to the grocery store, you don’t have an internal monologue?

Because money

But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.

That’s too many, with some clunky emphasis for the meter.

Pretty sure that would only be blackmail if it was Putin’s plan. Is he trying to take credit away from ISIS or was it a Freudian slip?

Nice to meet you Jejdj, I’m nobody

I’ve only heard complaints from my Diablo fan friends.