*normal people rule
Being circumcised has always bothered me. I look at it and can see it’s incomplete. It feels mutilated and violated. I’ve always hated people thinking they know better and making decisions for me.
I guess need is debatable, but lube makes it better anyway. Why wouldn’t you want lube?
More cleanup
Guys normally need a cleanup either way, no?
No we are able to aim, like at a strip of TP for example. No mess no cleanup
Eh depends often I jerk it on the toilet so I don’t have to clean up at all. And if I feel particularly lazy I can just nut in my foreskin and walk to a toilet and release it into the bowl.
The birthing method, nice
Imagine having an inferior penis aesthetic 💀
This post was made by the cut gang
At least I’m all natural. Imagine having your body parts cut without actually good reason
No, but for real, I think it’s really cool how you all body shame people who didn’t have a choice in how their body parts look. Really virtuous, you guys.
In case you can’t tell, that was sarcasm you fucking “progressive” losers.
My comment was just untasteful joke about weird healthcare system of usa. I didnt mean to attack against anyone or bodyshame people. It’s fucked up how that is done to people at young age without consent
Agreed. And I wasn’t just talking about you. There’s a lot of distasteful and nasty sentiment in this comment section.
body shame people
inferior penis aesthetic
I was obviously satirizing the shitty shit post in my first comment.
I’m cut and I don’t need lube. Like don’t just mash it bro/sis
Lmao same
Based comment.
I just risk ripping the skin. It is what it is
No foreskin and no lubricant, just scabs from ripping the skin
Scabs for her pleasure™
I cannot believe we didn’t leave this MRA circumcision bullshit on reddit.
Ya’ll care way too much about your fucking dicks
ironic of.you to hate on reddit, being so serious abt stuff like redditors are
And you are reading way too much into a shitpost meme
“Genital mutilation doesn’t matter because men can’t be victims” is what I read there. Get the fuck out of here with that sexist bullshit.
It’s also just completely ignoring the fact that trans women exist. Circumcision can negatively affect bottom surgery outcomes.
Not much of a fan of “men (only) deserve bodily autonomy because trans women exist” either, though.
Wasn’t trying to imply that. I’m a really strong opponent of circumcision no matter who they grow up to be.
i do care about my dick
Fellas, is it sexist to be against mutilating infants?
Why are you against informed consent for cosmetic surgery?
Unfortunately my arsehole doesn’t take kindly to being bothered unlubed.
Pro tip, get some solid coconit oil, melt it into ice cube trays, and wait for it to solidify again. Then, all you have to do is pop a cube in and wait a few minutes for your body heat to melt it and you’re good to go
Ok but w/e you do do NOT use ANY oil with silicone toys. Your (plastic) dick will literally melt.
Coconut oil is fine with platinum cure silicone toys. Petroleum based lubes will fuck em up though
Mhmmm, accidental coconut oil coca-cola for the whole family. Don’t ask what is up with the ice cube tray.
If you like your lube fizzy I’m not gonna judge
Other than the last step this is great advice. My ex and I used coconut oil and it was great.
So you made coconut-oil ice cubes for sexlube and then never used them? Did I stumble into /r/deadbedrooms?
I just assumed they popped one in their mouth and applied it orally as needed instead.
That is close to the correct answer. I used my tongue, then my hands with the oil.
Nah, you put it in your butt lol
No need for lube shooters, easy way to get a bunch of lube in there easy. Overkill for regular anal but if you’re using large/deep toys it’s very nice
I meant the person who said they did everything except put it in their butt.
Though now the thought just occurred to me that you can do this with those novelty ice cube trays as well. Bullet shaped ones for easy insertion, skull shaped ones for Halloween, whatever floats your boat.
Wait, if you don’t put the cubes in your butt then how are you using them lol
I’ve had ice cream headaches before, but not what you described here
Instructions unclear, put ice cold coconut oil up my keester
I think you accidentally followed the instructions correctly.
I think the intent is to leave the ice cube tray at room temp
Ah, boring.
I mean, you do you. If you’re into that sort of thing a cold water enema would probably do the same thing better though
Well now I’m just not sure that’s true, and it certainly depends on what you’re going for. It stands to reason that cold water in an enema has a lot more surface area and will thus dissipate heat much more quickly than a very cold cube of coconut oil, especially if it’s cold in the center.
Plus an enema won’t provide lubrication, if that’s what is desired.
It freezes at room temp so you can wait for it to freeze out on the counter, or if you’re in a hurry use the fridge for extra speed but not freezing temps. Don’t need to keep it in the fridge tho
Then you shouldn’t have had it circumcised
And leave my pink sock flapping around in the wind? No thanks!
Just go slow and use pre
My circumcised bros, can you really not fap without lotion?
No. I still have enough skin to slide.
Get your Ehlers danlos dick out of here
Nah I can do it just fine without, I’ve only ever used lotion like a few times in my life just to try because it seems like a common thing when you see a reference to “Lotion and Kleenex”. I felt like it brought nothing to the experience but an extra mess to clean up
I don’t know why people keep saying you need it to do the deed, I’ve been at it for 20 years without lotion and it’s fine
Adding lube or lotion to the equation just makes clean up worse
I’m jealous of you… I get nothing without lube. Need head stimulation and it’s NOT good dry. But yeah, cleanup sucks
Different strokes for different folks
Not everyone is cut the same
Some get more, and some get less cut off.
Sounds like you were fortunate and got less cut off.
Circumcision is common in US, mentioning lotion with masterbating is common.
Like you said, no one would use lotion unless they had to.
This is getting to some Q levels of cope and rationalization.
Neither is as big of a deal as weird Internet people want to make it out to be.
Personally, I’m glad I had it done as an infant rather than risk needing it done at 13 years old.
Genital mutilation is a big deal
People get angry at piercing infant ears, but somehow cutting off foreskin is normal.
What if we were ripping off infant fingernails?
Studies have shown that a lot of bacteria collect under them, and if we removed the fingernails, kids would get sick less.
Why don’t you get your appendix removed as an infant?
You wouldn’t want to risk it rupturing as an adult
Foreskin is natural. The likelihood of you needing it removed is slim to none.
Just look at all the other countries that don’t circumcise. Are all the adults getting circumcised later in life? No.
The problem is you don’t know how good it is to have foreskin. It’s like you growing up with no fingernails. You wouldn’t know how good fingernails were.
You been at it for 20 years? I think you need some lube, mate
SFW GIF BTW
The smegma gang gets weird fucking ideas sometimes
Imagine being so incapable of washing your penis that you need a bunch of it removed.
This implies we were given a choice
The only choice that remains is if you’ll do it to your children
Saying people with foreskins a “smegma gang” is a pretty good indicator that one doesn’t wash properly and assumes that others don’t either.
So OP doesn’t know how to masturbate properly and needs lotion because they chafe?
Huh?
Imagine being so incapable of washing your penis that you need a bunch of it removed.
They should have said “Imagine being so incapable of washing your child’s penis that you need a bunch of it removed.”
A child’s penis in a dirty diaper could get quite nasty with foreskin if the parents don’t wash and change the diaper regularly.
The cleanliness thing is for the lack of parenting. And the parents make that choice.
I don’t think they were talking about circumcised people, rather people who somehow think it’s necessary
See?
This just in folks, washing your penis is a weird idea!
See?
admitting that you are incapable of basic hygiene isn’t the gotcha you think it is
If you aren’t Jewish that’s probably the justification your parents were given for why they should circumcise you. Not sure how that would be a weird idea.
I have never used it
Works fine for me. I gotta stop after round 6 though.
HOW DO YOU EVEN GO TWO?
We can. At least most of us. Though I suspect there’s significantly less play in the skin, so it may be more difficult for some.
Everyone in this entire thread is saying they’re fine. There’s just this weird, incel group that storms around the internet from time to time spreading bullshit about circumcision. It’s exhausting. Get a life, you douchebags.
Maybe look again? That’s literally not true. I think you’re maybe projecting a bit there as well. lol
I mean, you’re welcome to do a minute of research to find countless studies like this one as well.
I can. It is definitely not nearly as much fun though. More of a “just get the job done so I can go back to what I was doing”.
I’ve never used lube.
I used to be able to, but a lifetime of manual labor has laden my hands with callouses that make it HIGHLY unpleasant without some lube
They are ribbed for your pleasure
Bro got the built in texture
Sounds like you need to man up and build calluses on your dick.
That’s what the circumcision did, and why it’s not as sensitive
It depends on how far the doctors went when they removed a part of you without permission or consent. There are levels of skin tightness that some people are on the unfortunate end of, if the doctor took an excessive amount. And in general, there are a huge number of nerves in the foreskin which are significantly more sensitive, so cut members will need more stimulation than they would have, and that can lead to chaffing when attempting to receive the same results as they could have with foreskin.
Perfect post ngl
True North strong and free
Well True North Strong, for sure. Given my kinks? Free aint so common
I always wondered what happened to all those circumcised foreskins after they’re removed. Turns out they formed a gang.
Cosmetics, apparently: https://www.bostonmagazine.com/health/2015/04/14/baby-foreskin-facial-boston-hydrafacial/
Calamari night at the buffet
knew it was sus they went so far out of their way to make it look like squid
bruh
We’re a gang now? Sweet! Or salty?
I never asked for this
