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No, but it’s only been a couple of months.
Plus I’m single right now, if you catch my drift.
No, but it’s only been a couple of months.
Plus I’m single right now, if you catch my drift.
I smoked for about 10 years and replaced that with vaping. Then I replaced vaping with chewing gum in January.
I chew 2 pieces of Extra 6-7 times a day and Blockheads multivitamin gum twice a day.
I also carry strips of foil I can spit into if I’m at my desk or not near a bin.
Hangs from a crucifix on his bun-gee
Based on what data?
We had an ad that actually said “piracy funds terrorism” here in the UK. Made me laugh my arse off.
Blythe, Blythe. Beautiful Blythe.
She’ll rip your tongue out and make jewellery from your eyes
We’re a gang now? Sweet! Or salty?
“If ya smeeeeeeeelllllll…”
Between us we’d make a beautiful woman
I’m a cishet man and already have tiddies thank you very much.
Carl Weathers. But I guess all 3 of them now.
Choose and nobody gets hurt
Oh lovely. So it turns out we in the UK are just as dumb as the Americans on this one.
And me, your third friend. Ready to make a BJ pyramid, as all friends do?
Best friend has an argument with her partner and stays over at mine.
Admits she got hungry and raided the fridge late at night, but all she could find in there was some salmon that tasted bad.
My friend took a huge bite of partially thawed raw chicken thigh meat.
Americans need much better sex education
I was already working my first job in IT in 2007. God damn
Ah, I see the food… ahem uh, I mean guest has arrived
Aww, fuck yea. There isn’t a damn thing I’d stop those 3 doing if they knocked on my door.