these potato heads fuck

furries literally only want one thing and it’s fucking naps

320gb hdd I had laying around that would otherwise just collect dust due to it’s miniscule size.

i put a 512gb drive in a thinkpad less than a decade ago and thought at the time “boy this might be overkill”

and now i can get 2tb on a fucking microsd for a cheaper data/cost ratio than i did back then, wild.

even when it’s earned, very rarely do i have to see exactly how someone does a fuck to understand the plot. like what am i supposed to feel, horny? because i certainly don’t get teary eyed and sentimental over what is essentially softcore porn lmao

“storytelling toilet skeleton” is actually a pretty good vocal warmup

being a union busting RAT

omfg i’m doing this

there’s a few mini-truck dealerships (somewhat) near me and they’re supposedly street legal, even on highways around here. i reeeaaallly wanna get one just to move shit around town.

ain’t nary an ounce of hate to be found in my gullet, babe.

You must be a riot at parties.

enlighten me as to what bridge was built here. i met your sarcasm with more sarcasm, but suddenly that’s hateful? what do you call what you did?

e: to clarify, i just think it’s quite callous to have such a devil may care attitude about inequality, even if you yourself aren’t exposed to it every day.

There was this fantastic Greek place who’s sign was literally just a hand painted map of the town the owner grew up in. Amazing gyros, unbelievably cheap. IIRC they were only ~$4, and then for like $1.50 more you could upgrade to a “plate” which meant you got EASILY double the filling.

Homie might have been treating us special bc we were regulars and were always chatting with him and his sons, but either way it was by far the best restaurant experience I’ve ever had.

yeah it’s such a bummer to point out inequality, much more socially polite to suffer in silence like the good ones

i’m just so tried of hearing about other people’s strife, it’s really starting to bum me out!

i’m pan and it took me YEARS to realize that just finding people attractive independent of sex/gender wasn’t something everyone could relate to.

like seriously, child me was walking through this world thinking that “being gay is a choice” just meant you decided you wanted to date all the dudes you already found attractive. i remember realizing wtf homophobia even was and i was SO SAD.

Two cats named “One Two Three” and “Un Deux Trois” raced across a river, which one won?

It was One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois quatre cinq.

A veritable perfect storm

oh god fucking forbid someone pretends to be a dog on the internet. whoever would’ve thought the puritans would come for the furries, dear lord above.

That woman has a goddamn PhD. She’s so fucking cool and I’m convinced everyone making fun of her would’ve been making fun of olympic breaking whether she competed or not. I still can’t find a good video of her performance without some asshole dubbed over it talking about how goofy she looks.

Reminds me of Arachne

We’re playing helldivers, you can come but you gotta be cool with getting teamkilled CONSTANTLY

if dashcon 2 doesn’t have THE SAME BALLPIT i will be eternally disappointed. that fucker better have a dedicated 10 ft. square with velvet ropes and a commemorative plaque.

that’s why it’s just silence