An unexpected viewing of “Russian Lathe Accident” should suffice. That guy was all over the place.

And a bitch is a female dog, I know. There’s a factor of intention, a.k.a mens rea, a.k.a guilty mind that separates right from wrong based on why a person does something. It’s this sort of inconvenient nuance that dealing with absolutes doesn’t allow.

Try telling that to a text filter or a moderator on a power trip. They won’t give a rat’s ass about “to retard” meaning “to reduce or hold back.” Even the linked article fails to make the semantic distinction when it calls for the elimination of the word.

Tell that to anyone in the aviation industry and you’ll get a chuckle and a couple of "bless your heart"s.

Only if there’s a side plot involving a sovereign citizen

If Spider-man was invented today, people would call it copaganda.

Good ol’ ScunthorpeM181. I was once banned from a school project on historical fiction and sent to the principal for writing “'ass” in one of the files. It was about Assassin’s Creed. I was very close to calling that system removed, especially because it wasn’t even English.

Thinking about it, being circumcised probably reduces sensitivity a lot more than cranking the hog on the regular.

It’s gone from overt to insidious.

And the link points to a solution from 2006 using a method that’s been outdated and unsupported for a decade.

I had a lot of that interaction with my mother before I figured out her algorithm. She’d ask about her cooking, “do you prefer food-A or food-B?” and if I gave a straight answer, I wouldn’t see the other option for years. Then when someone brought it up later, she’d go “I thought you didn’t like it”.

Later on I learned to explain my preference as a ratio between A and B. I know she meant well, but bless her heart, she’s neurotypical.

*explains concept normally*
“Why are you being so vague?”
*explains concept thoroughly and precisely*
“Don’t talk to me like I’m an idiot!”

If you immediately know that the caldlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.

5. Massive tax write-off because of the studio’s “failure”

It’s the “Cow Tools” of melee weapons. It might work to an extent, but we’ve had millenia to perfect bladed and spiked weapons, and somehow never arrived at anything close to the bat’leth.

“But hey, at least it’s not a bat’leth!” (entire classroom breaks out in laughter)

Oh no, did he auction that too?

And Kathleen “The Force Is Female” Kennedy.

I’m not a fighter pilot, but when I think “ejection”, can’t imagine anything but a high-stress situation where the pilot doesn’t have time to figure out which is the ejection lever. Imagine a real emergency where the pilot grabs the wrong lever, gently slides back with the seat, and then fucking dies on impact.