Alright, Columbo, calm down.

Yeah, but… Why did you capitalize ‘Good’ and ‘Neil’, but not ‘omens’ and ‘gaiman’?

We 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓬

Fuck YouTube, sure, but holy shit fuck any useless dipshit who plays music off YouTube as part of a public performance, especially a goddamn funeral. That’s disgusting. Utter incompetence and charlatanism to make that kind of lazy half-assed decision in that kind of situation.

Dozen’t it, thought?

Meanwhile on the Internet:

“420” OMG BLORZ IT HAAhAAHA

“69” hhhUuRRR seckz bumbwr huuUUuUUuRrrr

“42” meeneninng of life! Hahahahan! I’ve got my towel! Hahaha!

“34” Ugh. Such a boomer. Imagine making a joke about a number. Ugh. UGH! I just… I just can’t.

I hack my supermarket by stealing mangoes.

“The world’s largest waterfall is fed by the world’s second-biggest pump. The world’s biggest pump is used for the air conditioning that keeps the surrounding forest at a pleasant 20°C cooler than natural temperatures.”

I can’t remember the term for it, but this is one of those things where you think you have a bit of childhood nostalgia that’s unique to you, but it’s actually almost ubiquitous.

Pipe cleaner crew checking in.

And if so, would you make a comparative review of it?

Dude!

This is a really good idea! We should start immediately standardising like you suggest!

Actually, now I think about it… maybe it’s not the kind of thing we could convince people to get on board with in useful number…

Damn.

Damn, you beat me to it.

That was my first thought. I’d happily have one of these, but wall-mounted somewhere with high footfall, displaying a dashboard of some kind.

Meanwhile, the North of England bucked the trend by being clear. The aurora was visible in town, despite your directions light pollution, but I still drove out to the country for an hour at 2am to get a better view.

OMG is this loos?

Primative Technology. That guy is just… unfathomableable. Pots, fire, bricks, crops, shelter, kilns, repeat, no words, no justification. We can’t even be certain the guy in the video wrote the subtitles. Has he ever even acknowledged the camera? Is he a good guy? Evil? How would I tell? Does it even matter?

If you admire Technology Connections, take a look at Cathode Rad Dude. Exudes a lot of the same energy.

Such a shortsighted view. How do you expect us to get out much-needed class of Trillionaire God-Rulers if you make life so difficult for those hardworking Billionaires?

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