Opportunist

I recommend you touch grass. Valuing yourself by imaginary internet points is not going to do you any good.

“Are towels supposed to bend?” Is one of my all time favourites haha.

Boy, that Chef must have egg on his face.

Relevant Dilbert:

ATF = cracking down on legal funtime stuffs

DEA = cracking down on illegal funtime stuffs

You knew that Canada had the recipts when Trudeau went public with it. He’s not prone to causing friction between countries for no reason.

To be fair, some our own home grown idiots think that, too.

… so like 0.01% of the “Million”, then? What a bunch of losers.

If you give someone $20, chances are that, yeah, they will spend it on some quick and cheap comfort to improve their lives in the short term (fast food, alcohol, drugs, etc.). But if you give someone a sizeable sum that will actually help them plan for a better future, the vast majority of people will do just that.

But that really goes against the whole “poverty is the result of a moral failing” concept that capitalist throught had been hammering into our heads for decades, so we certainly can’t be promoting that fact.

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I take it you never used a tape player or VCR.

Awr nawr!

This was funny until I had to think of at least a dozen countries before I could remember one with and R in it lol.

A U-turn

Oh wow he just like me fr fr

The US: destabilizes multiple South American countries for fucking fruit companies

China: actually invests in them and improves their standard of living, and South American countries develop a favourable view of China

The US:

Don’t look up

1. three 2) yes 3) only in Portuguese 4) only in Portuguese

Oh wow he just like me fr fr