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Cake day: June 29th, 2023

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  • The type of person that wants someone that can’t think for them selves…isn’t really that high on the mental flag pole of life.

    But the saying is code for a bunch of stuff, I really doubt that they mean they are searching for someone with severe brain damage and has trouble performing even the basic functions of life.





  • Science: wow that is a nice animal you have there; have you seen out Large Hadron Collider, it accelerates clouds of particles up to close to the limit of causality and slams them into specially designed targets. We do this to probe the secrets of the universe at the edges of imagination and plausibility.

    Magic: I can kill people by pointing my stick at them…

    Science: yeah, we have that also…how big do yours get? We have a problem where we went too far and now can destroy the world, but because everyone has these weapons we live in an uneasy tension called mutually assured destruction, so no one uses their most powerful weapons for fear that others will also.

    Magic: I can make it rain when I want.

    Science: ok now that would be useful, you have to teach me how to do that.