This man is basically saying out loud “Don’t date me, I just want a servant I can fuck.”
Oh and one that looks nice on pictures or at events.
Ah, a Bangmaid!
Really think everyone should know how to cook, at least the basics
Sadly that’s very likely not what that person meant.
I know, but that would be on my list too (tho it wouldnt just make someone a ‘1/10’)
He forgot to include “- Can recognize satire”
Yeah, this has to be satire, right? Right?
My Poe’s law detector is flipping out rn.
You’d hope so but it aligns way too close to a lot of the “trad wife” types for me to be too sure
That just means it’s good satire
Dude still in love with the one that rejected him.
“Can think for herself”.
Dude really wants to do the “Where you do want to go eat?” “I dunno, where do you want to go eat?” vicious cycle?
Right now, I could go for a burrito or two
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Plot twist: He’s creating impossible standards for women because he’s secretly a closeted gay man and doesn’t want to date a woman
You create impossible standards for women because you’re secretly a closeted gay man.
I create impossible standards for women because I’m scared of rejection.
We are not the same.
I also got a 7/14 lol
I’m seriously on the fence with this one. A couple of points make it really difficult for it to not to be satire, but I’ve met guys who would unironically think of “can think for herself” as a malus - but they wouldn’t admit it out loud. Now, can there be some kind of cave creature so pulled apart from civilized life that they would think this and post it?
I’m pretty sure this guy does want a woman who can think for herself. Otherwise he’s gonna have to tell her how and when to clean the house, plan and cook meals, take care of their kids, and manage the household…etc. He’s gunning for the Monkey’s Paw version of a tradwife.
“Can think for herself”
Give this man an inflatable fuckdollCannot cook, only 8/10
Yea hes pretty picky, but don’t y’all pretend you dont also have your own instant deal breakers. I share a few with this list:
Vapes
Hugs bouncer on a night out (Tbh that is weird but also I wouldn’t date someone who goes out to bars anyways, just not my kind of life, ya know?)
500 followers on Instagram
Everything else on that list is either just fine or even a bonus
You should curse more just to be save.
This guy is a troll, which does not rule out also being a sexist bigot.
In any joke there’s a part you believe and a part you don’t.
You should really start using profanity more. It’s really fucking fun
Lots of these are on my list of wants in a partner. Give me a tatt’d up sailor mouthed gym rat any day of the week. Driver’s license optional.
I choose to believe he’s counting backwards from 10, and I got 12/14 so I’m gonna call my score -1/10 and hope guys like this avoid me 😂
Only missed 500 IG followers and hugging the bouncer. But I like to think I’d hug a nice bouncer :)
