ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]

I like to imagine that when the Black Eyed Peas came up with the lyric “let’s get it started” as a replacement, it was like the end of a moon landing movie. The airlock door to the writing room unseals with a hiss, the band members walking out in slow motion to a cheering crowd. Moustached men in mission control high fiving, hugging each other and chainsmoking. Clusters of big vintage news cameras flash. The solemn yet hopeful horn music swells. They did it.

And they do cannibalism too, and tax evasion!

Whatever it takes, please just let us force everyone to pay $80.00 to play the latest live service beta test

Shitty half life speedrun

Colonialist Collapse Syndrome

Damn, we did almost 2 9/11s to the British working class by blowing up that pipeline. Not that the energy companies wouldn’t have price gouged people out of life on their own, but that really accelerated it. Counting knock on effects, the real number is surely far higher. A fatal friendship

The only mature and adult course of action is to sigh and resign yourself to getting fucked at every turn, as wise and responsible adults throughout history have done. Any action beyond innefectual snark is a childish tantrum. This axiom somehow does not apply to the actions of the already powerful and those doing the fucking on their behalf. That is simply the natural way of things. Do not ask how they became powerful in the first place.

So this is definitely money laundering, right?

But they seem friendly

That’s 2Password2Remember, they sign off every comment that way. It’s surprisingly relevant a lot of the time, though: America has had an almost unrivaled hand in shaping the economic landscape of Japan, from the San Francisco Treaty to the Plaza Accords

Innovating new excuses not to go to work

Immediate summary execution.

It’s funnier for me to believe that they took his show away because he was too cool about China

The general population:

When I overthrow your government and slaughter striking workers for cheap fruit, that’s just the rules-based international order. When those same people organize to protect themsevles from my endless fuckery, that’s authoritarianism.

“Good” liberals and weird homophobia, name a more iconic duo

Yes

Oh yeah, tbh I’m always get that confused with something they did earlier. Was it letting the Nazis invade though a corridor of land?

What were they doing before being invaded?

Maybe participating in a lil seige, just a cheeky lil seige of Leningrad?

Been forever since I’ve got to bust this one out

But also, obligatory Plane Picture