I love pigeon lady but who tf is Piers Morgan? Pierce M’Organ?

They are me new favorite

I have lots of questions. I’ve always heard to use a VPN that doesn’t keep logs, this is the first I’ve heard of i2p. If I add i2p trackers that implies I still have non-i2p trackers so can still be identified. I feel like I need way more information on how to do this safely before I change anything.

My garmin watch has a vibrating alarm that works for me. For about a month I woke up thinking some asshole was spamming text messages, but now I know what it is. I have yet to accidentally turn it off.

I got a cheeseburger with no beef patty from BK once. It was drive through and I found it at home. Such frustrate.

Baby mice

Women are

I turned off auto complete because I don’t want my phone telling me what to say. By choosing at least the first letter I am acting with intent, not just picking words presented to me.

Ads for a septuacentennial cupcake in a cup!

Frogapult!

Many people care about policy, but it doesn’t always drive the way they vote.

Availability. You’re more likely to go potty when there’s a toilet, you’re more likely to eat when there’s food, etc.

Nobody is “above” technician work.

SRS in this context means sexual reassignment surgery. It also has many other meanings.

I got pretty good at pulling sql data together from multiple tables using joins at a prior job, but no job before or since had data that easily accessible.

They’d be better off wrestling a bear

Onani sounds like a manga one would fap to.

Fortis was either a typo or a very clever conjunction of “for it is”, either way I love it.

I mean kinda? We’re assigning importance to a neat coincidence.

Numerology is so weird

Then he’ll be a pardoned felon