Yet if I shoot into the egnogg at the Christmas party, I’m a monster
single tear rolls down cheek I’m sorry, but i must do it…
smegnog
God damnit. That’s beautiful
Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.
Question: what is smegma?
ask your mother
smegma ballz hehe
Baby mice
a foul substance of dubious origin
They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3
Great, bow I have to find a way to work this into conversation.
“I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog.”
Too formal.
“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”
Adding this to my drunken vocab
“Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!”
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)" waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"
Can u get pregante…?
gregrant?
PEGANT?!!?!??!??1!?1one?!
Can you burn a Luigi board?
Not with that alcohol level in my nog.
