Unless you’re sleeping with them. Then it’s fishes.
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
Unless you’re sleeping with them. Then it’s fishes.
A bakers dozen reasons why
Hey she’s hot there’s nothing wrong with wanting that
As an American, I fired off the mandatory minimum, doing my patriotic duty. Freedom ain’t free, (it’s a $1.05) and I’m not trying to draw attention to myself.
I took my family to the beach and we had amazing seafood and hot wings afterwards. Today was a good day.
I’m from Oklahoma but I don’t get it
I might have cancer but it’s so expensive to actually find out. I’d rather just ride it out and wait until the damage becomes irreversible…
Get the inspection!!
Finally, a way to obliterate Utah once and for all
I literally wear clothes everyday. I’m doing my part.
Checks out
Pretty sure Trump lives in Florida so really it’s right there where it should be…
America a bottom, but that’s obvious to everyone in the world except is Americans.
The true autists outnumber is by far, it would be gone in seconds.
Do you want humans?
This is how you get humans.
Good for him. Must be nice. I’m really good at my job too but I’m betting he makes more in a year than I will in an entire lifetime.
Now what the hell am I going to do with this frog? I don’t have any cooking oil.
Oh shit, I’m talking to a famous person! Your famous is what you are. I bet you get sa lot of dates!