Cartography rule
NSFWAny Canadians want to help me recreate this geography? 🥺
👉👈
Damn Canada’s got that barbed dick
Kinky
I am scared of Canada now.
No need to be scared. It’s a loving relationship.
the big spoon
Canada is just soooo big 😩
Is that Florida in your atlantic ocean or are you just happy to see me?
please tag as nsfw
It’s not Oglaf, but sure, there you go: tagged
what’s Olaf
don’t answer
aaaaasaaas
Furiously masturbating on a train too, I see
If only. I was in the security queue at the airport. Please send bail money.
Why is Canada gripping its own ankle?
Oh my god… putting my Toronto so far up your Detroit feels so good. You like it too… your Miami is so hard.
Doing it across the 49th Parallel
America a bottom, but that’s obvious to everyone in the world except is Americans.
America is a power bottom, and proud of it.
America’s asshole is a thousand miles away from its penis. That’s weird.
Then Washington State is the Frontal Lobe 😎💪
The entire east coast is the taint
They know
Rather humid over there. Makes sense.
Pretty sure Trump lives in Florida so really it’s right there where it should be…
But Trump should be the asshole
Welcome to the CUM zone
Canada USA Mexico
The CUM trade zone is set to grow 22% this year.
That doesn’t sound right
Can we call it a swap zone instead?
Cuba is the precum
Europe was watching and got a raging Italy.
Alaska also has something for Canada.