Sounds like you could use a vacation

This is the way. No “smart” fridges needed

Disagree. You shouldn’t be able to burn flags at gas stations or other places where fire is dangerous.

The rest of the meme is implied

The only two browsers Microsoft pretends to exist.

C. A train flies out of the blue portal

This is actually an issue that should be solved at the English level. All words starting with a ‘g’ that are pronounced ‘j’ should be written with a ‘j’.

Girl -> Girl
Giraffe -> jiraffe
GIF -> GIF

Now that I think of it, this may actually be a pretty nice system to store files hierarchically by date.

Who tf is addicted to Safari?

So it is in fact a shitpost