I’m not a woman, but I’m always down for a good weenie roast, watch:

You’re a disappointment to your parents, and need to get your life together

What if I come around the corner, muttering about how things in my life suck, and a skeleton gets me, and agrees with my complaints?

That GUARD post you’re referring to was fucking amazing. My friend and I are still laughing at it

I can’t stand them either. I get them. I respect them. I just don’t like them. Stones are the better UK band from the 60s.

You… You ok bruh?

Hilarious concept. We had someone do that around here.

Make a recurring event in your phone

Sorry to hear yours aren’t working. You might need something else

I saw that. I almost didn’t post this because of it. I used to work with a lot of maps, so something like that makes the lizard part of my brain rage.

https://youtu.be/BRAkobf-tVI?si=fMXwDcOHU7SAXndb

Canada

I would do 12 x 12 nights on a mine. Saw some cool shit. Light pillars, and northern lights like you wouldn’t believe. A few lynx.

Wouldn’t do it again unless you at least tripled my salary. Nightshift gut is awful. feeling like you’ve got a sandbox in your eyes also sucks. Nothing like changing a tire on a pickup in -50C with no one around… Two nights in a row to support day shift.

No

You get it.

Unfurling a blanket from our trunk, I reply *amphibians are our forest friends and love soup’. I sit down against the log and drape the blanket over all of us. We fall asleep under the stars to our amphibious companions’ friends singing in the distance

We drink our vat of miso soup. It’s delicious. We have plenty to share with our amphibious friends.

I gather several frogs and newts. They are now my friends.

What did you think? I was going to put them in the pot?!

I put on my robe and my wizard hat…