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My grocery store just sent me an email saying that avocado and mangos are their top picks this week.
Coincidence?
You mess with the grocer, you get… exploser
Woohoo, now’s my chance to get a cocaine-filled avocado!
Who am I kidding? Nothings better than actual avocados.
If the cocaine just replaces the pit, it’s the best of both worlds and less work!
Then you can plant it and grow more cocaine.
It doesn’t even involve drug smuggling. Like organized crime in the US, they’ve branched out into racketeering and extortion in otherwise legitimate industries. Tortillerias are also major targets of extortion rackets now in Mexico.
Way to spoil my dream :(