we’re all naked—all the time—under our clothes

Nah, he gave consent by entering then race.

the last didn’t go anywhere

That’s an earplug, not a Beatle.

I’ve always been fine as long as I follow it with, “Pardon my French.”

the check’s in the mail…

That’s why I thank teachers for their service instead.

I still enjoy progress, but enshittification is exhausting.

Studying philosophy can help. Try writing your take on what you’ve studied. Offer it for critique and try to understand any flaws that were pointed out.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Better version:

Q: Why is it so stuffy in the Apple Stores?

A: No Windows.

Nintendo, the game’s developer, began partnering with various aquariums around to the world to feature activities and decorations based on the popular game in 2021, starting in Japan. The tour expanded to North America last year debuting in the Seattle Aquarium.

Now, the tour arrived at the New England Aquarium in Boston on Sept. 21, allowing visitors to explore aquatic life with the help of some popular characters from the game.

from https://alternativeto.net/

mtPaint is a painting program which Mark Tyler developed from scratch so he could easily create pixel art and manipulate digital photos.

JDraw is a pixel oriented graphics editor designed especially for small to medium-sized pictures used to decorate web pages. It is completely written in Java, simple to use and saves (animated) GIFs, ICOs and PNGs.

That reminds me: I need to delete my Facebook account.

If they know how to correct it, you’ve done alright.

RedWeasel loaded slashes into your stream today though.

Sanitize your inputs. Become delimiter agnostic!