Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 months agoGive me those tots, ruleslrpnk.netimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoYou know two things: you’re gonna get to ride on a private jet a LOT, and you’re gonna get trashed in her next album. Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people. But I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.
minus-squarekn0wmad1c@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months ago Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people. No one really talks about Matty Healy tho, except for how much of an asshole he is
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months ago I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none. Hey, now. You’ll never attract a beau with that attitude. Smile more. And a proper lady never uses the word “chick.” So unladylike. Tsk, tsk.
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoWait, you’re saying that straight men might not want to have sex with me? 😮
You know two things: you’re gonna get to ride on a private jet a LOT, and you’re gonna get trashed in her next album.
Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people.
But I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.
No one really talks about Matty Healy tho, except for how much of an asshole he is
Hey, now. You’ll never attract a beau with that attitude. Smile more. And a proper lady never uses the word “chick.” So unladylike. Tsk, tsk.
Wait, you’re saying that straight men might not want to have sex with me?
😮