I made this shitty meme myself!
Bale for sure. My brain classes him as the “real” Batman.
Is this one of those trolly rage-react memes where you intentionally misspell Kilmer, Affleck, and Pattinson to drive engagement?
No, one of those memes where OP can’t spell worth shit, and doesn’t care enough to check
You forgot one
is he stupid
Man
All batmans are valid. All batmans are loved.
Kevin Conroy. The rest isn’t even close.
My philosophy on life is that some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb.
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen some of those, but my order:
Bale = West (serious vs. funny, both legends don’t make me choose) > Pattison > Affleck > Keaton > Kilmer > Clooney
“Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”
You know what? You’re absolutely right.
Exactly how I would’ve sorted them. Have my upvote.
Headcanon: “Adam West” is the only real batman. He retired to Quohog and all the others are paid by Alfred to keep the gotham criminals afraid of coming back after Bruces tbi during his final day in the batsuit.
You forgot someone
Conroy. Definitely Conroy.
Keaton!
Hey fellow old person. How’s the midlife crisis shaping up?
It’s great! I hate everyone and everything, and myself the most!
West
Who the fuck is “Kilmar”?
Kumar
It’s Val Kilmer’s superhero name. His super villain name is “Kill more”.
Val!
Should be spelled “Kilmer”.
Watched his netflix bio thing and man was he not a happy batman. Apparently he really wanted to do the kind of acting he did in Deadwood but the Batman costume was almost immobile and he couldn’t really hear or do much at all in it.
Same with with “Pattison”, he forgot the n before -son
Conroy
