When GOD gives you LEMONS
YOU FIND A NEW GOD
THEN MAN IS GOD.
GODBERRY: KING OF THE JUICE
I would totally buy that brand of juice. It seems extremely sure of itself.
Haha, I saw the original Powerthirst™ ad back in the day, but never knew there was a sequel! Thanks for the laugh.
There’s even a THIRD! I didn’t find that out until like a year ago!
The second one was my favorite.
But i love lemons
Got any grapes?
You wanna knows what ironic? Life never gave us lemons. We made them with a sour orange and citron.
I don’t see any sugar. This guy made lemon juice instead of lemonade - no wonder life keeps giving him more lemons.
The funny thing is that humans made lemons, not nature
Humans made most of my problems too
Fuckin’ way she goes
One ‘rule’ for each lemon, yes.
Welp, I guess I’ll be saying “rule” for the rest of my life now rule.
When life gives you lemons: Bottle your piss.
Cave Johnson. I’m done here.
Lemon peel is highly flammable
That’s so lemon.
yes it’s mandatory. if you don’t put “rule” in the title we’ll boil you alive.
where can i sign up for the club that enforces this?
Do you always treat your guests like potatoes?
No, sometimes we treat them like hobbits.
In which case we boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.
Capitalism has found you keep making lemonade when they shoot lemons at you, so they’re exploiting that fact for profit. It’s not even your lemonade!
Warm… and mandatory.
I, a stickler for the rules, propose we must include the word rule in every comment.
You don’t read the sidebar before posting to a community?
Its not in the sidebar
I do, not always in detail if they’re too long - but this one isn’t, and the sidebar here actually doesn’t say anything about incorporating the word “Rule” in your post title.
The stickied Rules post DOES though, and I just saw that.
It’s preferred because of the style of the community. Also, a sticky isn’t a sidebar, but that’s not your fault lmao
It’s more of a tradition than a rule. The “rule” that we’re referring to is that you have to post before you leave
It’s not mandatory, but if you don’t say “rule” then moss’s alt will beat you senseless
