Alexander is ready for his interview Mr. Carlson
Ok your royal highness lets get you to bed
I see the old man wants round 2.
If the TV Show The Crown is the slightest accurate, I could definitely imagine King Charles making this exact joke TBH.
Britannia waives the RULEs.
Stop it meme creators! You were my only reliable news source. Now you are ruining it with fake memes.
Governments use memes as a format to spawn propaganda. wouldnt rely on em too much in any case
So does 4chan
Kekistan*
Dumb name thought up by 14 year old Nazis. I will continue to ignore it
Is it? I was just trying to be funny sry
Edit: nvm not sorry because you are a bronie
Edit2:plus further zoophilia towards pokemon and their ability to consent ,gonna dig deeper
Lol keep going buddy. I’m very conscientious of what I put on my profile specifically for people like you. If I didn’t want you to see it it wouldn’t be there.
my favorite genre of british person: the ones who think they aren’t just as annoying as the americans
that’s just geordies
I prefer Datas
is that a joke? cuz that sounds hella interesting… the weirder the conspiracies the tastier the popcorn!
I think it’s a joke on the Putin thing. Like OK, a historical border doesn’t justify a present day war. Even the leader of Mongolia was riffing on this. Should Mongolia reclaim all of it’s former land Asia?
Should Mongolia reclaim all of it’s former land Asia?
I mean, it would make cartographer a somewhat easier job… Do we really need to have all those -stans anyway? 😛
I kinda want to see what the fewest countries you could cover the whole world with is if you took everything at its historical peak territory. So like post-WW1 British empire, Mongol empire just before Chinggis died, Umayyad caliphate when it stretched from Iran to Spain, Roman Empire under Trajan etc etc. How many do we need to fill in the whole map? And what’s the smallest country that we need in order to do so?
This just sounds like playing a Paradox game, now
Please, nobody look at my combined hours played on those games
OK, but to make this interesting the countries you pick must have 100% of their peak territory, and it cannot overlap with another country.
Good luck.
Well, even without this rule. On what basis should territory be attributed to one empire or the other? We get back to square one with this.
I feel like overlaps should be allowed otherwise certain regions (Iraq and its surroundings come to mind) will make it impossible
Overlaps would make for a nice heat map. Which areas in the world have been coveted the most?
This sounds like a problem that would be covered in an algorithms class.
Something something knapsack problem, dynamic programming, something something
Who else is going to send letters to Eminem?
Signed truly yours, your biggest fan, Kazakhstan.
Yes this is 100% a satirical post mocking Putin for essentially using the same justification for Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.
This is why cousins shouldn’t marry and why heads of state shouldn’t be whichever inbred result plops out of the royal vagina first.
You ate the onion, my dude
so many things are onion flavored nowadays it’s kinda hard to notice when you get a real one.
Yeah if I can’t see the logo all bets are off.
Exactly lol
Oh well, my comment about monarchy in general and (cavalier) King Charles (spaniel) in particular is still correct 🤷
The UK - nah they are too weak and small. But I could see a world where a U.S. leader claims that they are the successor state to the british empire and thus have the right to reclaim the land.
Don’t give the turd any ideas
I mean, why not? We already exist on stolen land, and our border policy with Mexico is fueled by colonialism.
Note so I'm not misunderstood
Just to be clear, I’m being satirical and don’t really think we should extend our colonial arm even further, but it’s important to realize that we already pretty much do this.
Let’s not forget that the royal family is actually of German descendance.
Before we attribute the empire to the US we should ask the Reichbürger (literally empirce-citizens, kinda like sovereign citizens, but they believe in Monarchy) of Germany if they have a suitable leader for the empire.
I mean if you go back 300 years, but then if you go back 1000-1300 then most of England & Scotland starts to look pretty German (Anglo-Saxons, Norse), with England getting significant French & Scandinavian (Norman = French Norse) influence after and tenuously Austrian (Celts) before that… The native British people were completely wiped out at least twice before that, so frankly all sorts of European nations *could* have a claim if Putin rules applied
Caribbean Islands: chuckles I’m in danger
Hillarious! Just for a few seconds I wondered if this was real!
England is slipping back into being the cultural backwater they were in the early/mid medieval period. Scotland, northern Ireland and Wales should jump ship sooner rather than later.
With my Britany’s root I long for the re-united celtic confederation
Putin should have became a history teacher, he might enjoy that more
Even before clicking on the link I was like, oh yeah, like Bernd Höcke.
[ Heart of Oak intensifies ]
COME CHEER UP ME LADS
TIS TO GLORY WE STEER
Sorry but the US belongs to France