Wish we could have another Ross Perot.

Here you go.

A white male one, at that!

If I were the Godpigeon

Cooey-cooey-cooey fettuccine cream sauce parmesan

All the time I’d ‘ehhh ehhh ehhh’

If I were the Godpigeon!

Bada bing!

That’s a lot of immaculately conceived Jesus snakes!

Filling in a form is the same thing as filling out a form.

This reminded me of a time I went up and petted a cow and it turned and gave me the most wide-eyed horrified stare I’ve ever seen. I felt bad.

Do you think people 2000 years ago were all stupid?

No stupider than people now. Christianity remains very popular.

Garf Catt

Israel simultaneously wants to live in peace as a liberal Jewish state without committing any form of ethnic cleansing; and achieve its manifest destiny of establishing a Jewish theocracy across Judea and Samaria.

A country at war with itself, much like the US.

I’m referring to American English specifically. “o” would make me think it’s pronounced “thoat”, but it’s the sound I meant.

“thorough” rhymes with “oh” in Standard American English.

“Hiccough” is a good one. I always hated that spelling and prefer “hiccup” for that reason.

How many ways can “ough” be pronounced in English?

through - oo

tough - uff

though - oh

thought - ah

cough - off

bough - ow

Any others?

Can it do stylized text like in the OP image, not just plain block text?

“Fill our hole”

At least all the text is actual words.

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It’s clearly sexual from the context of the meme. Pretty much any time this happens, it’s sexual in nature. Otherwise it would just be confusing rather than presented as humorous.

Still means “bested” to me. I’m not hip to sexual slang.