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Cake day: August 24th, 2020

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  • So, if I wanna start a 1 billion people religion, gotta write my shit like:

    The Lost Apples

    1. And it came to pass that I went to the park with my apples, But I was so focused on TikTok that I did not heed where I placed them.
    2. And I wandered the park, watching video after video, And when I finally looked up, my apples were gone!
    3. I searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. I asked the squirrels and the birds, but they had not seen them either.
    4. And I was filled with great sorrow, for I had lost my apples. I sat down on a bench and began to weep.
    5. But then I remembered the words of the wise: “Do not despair, for all things are in the hands of the Lord.”
    6. And I knew that my apples were safe, even if I could not find them. So I stood up and went on my way, trusting that the Lord would provide.
    7. And as I walked, I saw a little girl sitting on a swing. She was eating an apple, and it was the most delicious-looking apple I had ever seen.
    8. I approached the little girl and asked her where she had gotten the apple. She smiled and said, “A nice man gave it to me.”
    9. And I knew that the Lord had provided. I thanked the little girl for the apple and took a bite.
    10. And it was the most delicious apple I had ever tasted.










  • I mean, the cliché phrases like “GO NC ASAP”, “LEAVE THEM”, “THATS ABUSIVE” “DIVORCE NOW”, “BOUNDARIES”, and others.

    I mean, yeah, there is some helpful and maybe live saving advice, but im started to get annoyed by everyone on Reddit thinking they are psychologists.

    And thats another one, they always say “GO TO A THERAPIST” and never ever mention a psychologist, like, they exist you know? And therapy doesn’t work for some people.

    I dont know. Im starting to think I rather hear someone who went to school and has a medical license to tell me about psychology things. Maybe.