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“What? They always hold it when I pee”
Just your average translater living in her goth slut era
“What? They always hold it when I pee”
That is a looooong middle finger
Everything about this. Yes!
Love how everyone is like “beans and rice!” and totally ignoring the energy and time it takes to make such things. And not everyone is a fan of beans and rice. At the end of the day being able to have a slice of pizza may be the only bright spot when you’re living paycheck to paycheck.
Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer
Pro tip: if you so choose, try an epilator over shaving. Avoids nicks on shins, ankles, and knee areas
Who says you can’t?! Just get a pair and swang it!
Please don’t be that truck person. I’m just trying to drive to work and back in my Corolla and don’t want to play “cop car or alien tractor beam”
I don’t think I haven’t seen a femboy not connected to a linktree with an OnlyFans association yet
Absolutely. The only ones into femboys are the cishet leaning into the joke and the ones going for the OnlyFans cash
A game where you kill mobs of people and your power is demonstrated by transitioning into a girl and you start glowing. Think 2003 muave Gears of War but then as you spill blood, transition into a kind of Sailor Moon/Bayonetta kind of girl.
But I thought the 2nd amendment protected people that possessed weapons whether real or fake
Pissin so hard it sounds like fried chicken
That’s what happens when you play with your food. It gets all over the place.
Adorable!
Reminds me of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s5HSx1bxAG0&pp=ygUlY2FyYW1lbGxkYW5zZW4gc3BlZWR5Y2FrZSByZW1peCBmdXJyeQ%3D%3D
This video made me question things
👏Kan-ga-roo kick!👏
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