Is there a community for images like this?

Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (hide the scars to fade away the)

Obviously calling an ambulance prevents death so it’s not something you should do before you die.

Don’t dead, open inside!

Ahhhhhhhhhh “aye matey” sounds like “I’m eighty”. I’ll take a nap now.

I don’t get the joke, is it because “aye matey” sounds like “eighty”? What about the “ma” part? Not convinced, I’m probably stupid.

I write shell scripts only very occasionally and have to look this up every time.

Don’t Dad Open Inside

If you are one and I am one then you plus me is love.

you = 1

me = 1

you + me < 3

This isn’t the metric system.

Yeah don’t let this stop you! If you do the side project for fun and/or learning, just go ahead and build stuff. Don’t look at other projects too soon so you give space to your own creativity. But perhaps compare stuff in a later stage.

Yeah as a clock I find this the most relaxing part of the day!

Who needs fun if you can be right?!

My phone’s about to die, but I’ll start typing the rest of the tips for your friend:

• Never, in ANY circumstance

I admit I didn’t interpret it correctly then, if the metaphor that you describe is the intention.

Still I think it’s pretty easy to interpret it the wrong way without the adjustments you described.

That’s how I interpreted it, indeed. That may be my dark personality but I assume it’s a pretty common interpretation.

To be fair, the guillotine was a step too far so the admins intervened rightly in my opinion.

Thanks, /u/spez!

And lossy!