David Bowie had a permanently dialated pupil from an injury he suffered as a child, not differently colored eyes.

I used to try to make my characters look as much like I actually do as possible. Then I started paying FFXIV now I rock a max height male Au Ra with blue skin.

It was originally a BIOS interrupt, but eventually got captured by the OS. Here’s Dave Bradley talking about inventing it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K_lg7w8gAXQ

And I banged this giant who is also my mom and I’d like you to meet our kids: a giant wolf, the world serpent and the Queen of hel.

It cures diseases of a non magical nature. Here’s a link to the full text https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Resurrection#content

Get a carbon monoxide monitor for your house.

Botulism is the poisoning you get from toxins produced by naturally occurring Clostridium botulinum bacteria. It can be a food-bourne illness and it’s the main reason you don’t give babies honey or peanut butter.

Botox is a treatment made out of it because it’s really good at blocking nerve signals so it “relaxes” involuntary muscles in the face that produce worry lines that make you look old. Derived from the name - BOtulinum TOXin. My dad has treatments to calm down involuntary twitches of his eye, and it works well for that.

We just say “pass the what’s-it-here sauce”

Depending on how you count it, you only need 23-27% of the popular vote to win the electoral college. This scenario is very unlikely but it illustrates how skewed the electoral college can make our elections.

Revivify at 5th, Raise Dead at 9th, Resurrection at 13th, and True Resurrection at 17th. The different spells have their own requirements. Revivify has to be cast within one minute and can’t restore missing limbs, for example. True Resurrection doesn’t even require a body, just speak their name.

Probably an umbrella because it’s based on Seattle where it rains constantly.

This is my favorite part

Most native vegetation is gone from the oil field, with the most dense operational areas being almost completely barren except for pumping units, drilling pads, evaporation ponds, storage tanks, steam generators, and associated equipment.

Learned the hard way that anything copied from a MS product gets pasted to a plain text editor first. I especially love how SharePoint sprinkles “zero with space” characters liberally throughout.

You need a bagel stabber like this one Just insert bagel and stab, no more worries. Oh and buy real bakery bagels not grocery store ones.

They didn’t have matches in the books prior to Mat traveling with the Illuminator who invented the cannons. She also invented the matches.

The plural of Y’all is “All Y’all”

It’s called fly ash and releases more radioactivity into the environment than a nuclear power plant producing the save amount of electricity. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/coal-ash-is-more-radioactive-than-nuclear-waste/

In the US, appliance bulbs are exempt from the new law. Which by the way mandates a lumens per watt threshold, it doesn’t explicitly ban incandescent bulbs. If someone could come up with an incandescent that meets the requirement they are free to sell as many as they can make.

Excel doesn’t display ISO dates unless you define a custom format.