It’s also about control where you’re being rained on. The shower gives you targeted rain, so you can wash yourself with one hand while eating a (dry) pizza with the other.

Thank you for your service.

1. it’s easy to make fun of
2. it makes every other programming language look better in comparison

What about acorn?

I second that

I’m rolling on the floor laughing

Quite a naive (and also stereotypically American) perspective, really. Just ignoring major parts of the economy, like the music, film, book publishing industries etc. They are all based on people doing anything that’s not “legit” according to this guy. Also a smell of a very naive concept of “legit science” lurks behind this. Clearly someone who has no clue about how science works.

@KingWizard is right, you don’t understand the fundamentals of this. You’re asking good questions, but people have been asking them decades ago and already found reasonably good answers. HTTPS works okay for what it does. Check out letsencrypt, watch some talks about it. Informing yourself about the matter will get you further than asking more random questions on lemmy.

Sure, but one thing we learned is that encryption sure makes things more annoying for them

That’s a good theory sir/lady, and actually was the case until around 10 years ago.

Then Snowden happened, and we found out that the nsa is sucking all unencrypted traffic out of the net and into their databases.

Then letsencrypt happened and now you can get your certificates for free. Don’t pay 1000$. Letsencrypt is free and you can automatically update certificates. If your hoster doesn’t offer https for free, choose a different hoster.

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Chili though

Not only German kids, actually. All kids, in the eyes of a German.

That sucks

Ah, I thought claustrophobia

おまえはもう死んでいる。

Hey, I think I’ve been there! Are you talking about Aunt Anna’s wedding?

I guess your children will grow up in a patchwork family

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Great news! Time to read!