Elisha casts Bears. It’s super effective!

Rockin’ where the fish don’t stink!

And my credit card is going to love the per-transaction fees!

Their robotic sweeper is trying to avoid catastrophe with machine vision. It found what looks (to me and OP) like broccoli. The device thought it was “pet waste”, so it worked around it.

I think it’s safe to err on the side of caution here.

Huh… So it is!

And the relevance of depicting her as Saturn eating a… I’m gonna say moldy B.L.T. instead of a child?

can’t even subtract from a timer (it can add, though!)

“Ok, Google, add -5 minutes to the timer”

It either explodes, or you start getting notifications in the past. Seems like a possible win, either way.

Bachelor hack: heat some water in a pot on the stove, and use it to iron your clothes. For a synthetic material like this, you’ll definitely want to keep it well below boiling, though.

And, for the love of dog, please require that the volume knob not rely on software! I hate trying to turn down/off the radio and then wait while the car decides whether I’m serious.

When I first start my car, the screen has to go through the boot up sequence and safety warning before the volume knob starts responding. The music starts playing right away, though, at whatever volume the previous driver deemed appropriate.

Imagine wearing it on a shirt.

Be the problem you wish to solve in the world?

Internet of ThingSecurity?

We’re old nerds.

Everyone I date, next person they date they marry

… Is that you, Chuck?

When I went to college, I remember hearing “Don’t Stop Believin’”, and thinking that it sounded really familiar.

Eventually, I remembered that I had played a lot of the Atari game “Journey Escape” when I was younger, and that wasn’t just a weird name for a game. 🤯

I always like to think of that as Hübsch Räuber.

Have Germans given up “Fernseher” in favor of “Television”?

free software

To make a common clarification: free as in “free speech”, not (necessarily) free as in “free beer”.

Just because the software costs nothing, doesn’t mean that it’s not hiding something. In fact, the opposite is often true.

I’m sure you know that. I’m just clarifying for OP, who isn’te a programmer.

The batphone, obviously.