“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”
He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.
“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”
He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.
Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!
Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.
I once opened for the Melvins and had a killer fire extinguisher solo. I was warned not to return.
(Slaps another sandwich down) FOR THE HOLDERS OF THE SHARE.
(Everyone in the restaurant) FOR THEY SHARE THE HOLD!!!
I’m actually surprised by how large the fediverse is. I thought it was more like 50,000 at most.
Come to think of it, there were some twerking fellas on the grassy knoll.
We’re all hot dogs in a car god.
I wonder if there could be a solution where there’s an insert with built in pipe cleaner thingies for the dishwasher, and when you load them up and turn the dishwasher on, it goes WOOSH WOOSH and then it’s clean.
Snickers. Seize the means of yummy in your tummy.
I only use my programming for good. For instance Bat_Count.exe lets the user enter a number and then the Count from sesame street will count to this number and say “Ah ah ah!” at the end.
(Shows up in latex body suit and a whip) “Uhhhh…no I didn’t make a mistake. I totally love…pot…s.
Says here the vendor can charge us up to 1000% because of…froggie vibes? Who signed this!?
Sir, this contract will make or break the company.
(Frog rave in my head) “Of course they will.”
Oh I sure do love my wireless iPhone. (WIRE ZAP) …dang it.
Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.