which tells a lot…

it’s free, so it must be done second order lazy ass, right? companies on the other hand are serious ™ ® © *

• conditions may apply.

You even said it your last point. Those are services. We are talking about goods here.

that means that you have strong tracking and fingerprinting protections. That’s a feat, not an issue.

He has an orange baboon as a friend that is also a strong contender to the title.

That’s better than “wrong password, mofo”