polonius-rex

• terribly tired
• really tired
• absolutely tired
• sort of identifying with the gender i was assigned at birth also im tired
• hella tired

you have as much agency over being born with “a magic power greater than any special” and being born “the descendant of a SUPER Special Royal Family”

i’ll take 8 levels in wizard and 2 in pmc contractor

you deserve to be trapped in a particularly hellish demiplane

moist socks appear from the ether and strap themselves to your feet

i’m sure it’s just a 36 year old named john boogaart

And the boogaloo part

The boogaloo movement, whose adherents are often referred to as boogaloo boys or boogaloo bois,[3] is a loosely organized far-right anti-government extremist movement in the United States.[4][5][6][7][8][9] It has also been described as a militia.[10][11][12] Adherents say they are preparing for, or seek to incite, a second American Civil War or second American Revolution which they call “the boogaloo” or “the boog”.[13][14]

ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage: TOILET DAD

who is he phoning