Imagine opening your mouth and a turd doesn’t flop out. You might have to try really hard.

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about photoshop

I did the same thing with my parents, mostly because they’d just say “quarter after” but would never say any number. If you made a word cloud of everything I’ve ever said in my life, “after what” would be gigantic in the center with every other word tiny around the edges.

The practice still has one very important application:

“What time is it?”

“Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter to his balls”

What did this say before you edited it?

I wonder if he really did

Sharknado isn’t fun. Being a bad movie on purpose is just cringeworthy. Bad movies are fun when they’re a serious (delusional) effort that failed miserably.

More like imagine competing in counterstrike and complaining about hacks because you got sniped. China does the same shit, they’re just not as good at it. All hat, no cattle.

Yeah it’s just the latest in the long, long, long, long, long, long, long series of isolated incidents of antisemitism by BBC staff, which is totally not indicative of an institutional problem. Neither is the fact that they’ve spent the better part of half a billion keeping the public from finding out the contents of the Balen Report.

Now we know long till being native is classified as a mental illness

Like a child jumping up and down when the attention has been off them for too long.

So if Tata opened a new parts warehouse in Sudan instead of India, because they want to pay workers a dollar a day, would you consider that uplifting, yes or no?

What precisely is uplifting about an American manufacturer outsourcing blue collar work instead of paying unionized American laborers?

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If Lenovo’s multiple rootkit fiascos are anything to go by for Chinese-corporation-designed electronics, yes.

“Nope, this protesting license is expired. Have to bring you in now, don’t I? P.C. Walters, go and get my rubber hose from the car.”

True libertarianism has never been tried bro

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Neither I nor any of your other gangstalkers think you’re going insane. You do need to do something about the way you have your silverware organized, though—if you can even call it that.