Yeah, Tactical Breach Wizards has been in development since at least 2020. I was in the closed beta in 2022 and it was pretty great. They’ve finally announced the release date of August 22, and I’m excited.

Fallout narrator: “Trash…trash never changes.”

Do not cite the deep magic to me, OP, I was there when it was released.

Is he, though? Duke Nukem is a huge fanboy. He can’t go give minutes without quoting some movie or other.

Relevant comic: https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/whos-to-say-duke-cant-have-hobbies

This isn’t funny, this is just the sad state of software these days.

It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message.

Hook those coffins up to generators for infinite free electricity.

“I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work! Any time I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away I had a different problem.” -Jason Mendoza

Excuse me, but I am the rightful King of the Moon, so you could not possibly have ruled it.

Don’t worry, this just means your job is safe from being replaced by AI. No search results means no training data.

If no one eats nuts, we’ll all (eventually) be overwhelmed by ever-growing piles of uneaten nuts. Then people with but allergies will really be in trouble.

Therefore anyone who can safely eat nuts has a moral obligation to do so. q.e.d.

No bounds checking, only fast.

Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)

STOP! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

Oh yeah? I’m gonna steal all ur megahertz by typing really fast!

Studies show that upgrading from Snoopy to a plush shark results in a 30% increase in trap effectiveness.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

Is that you, Strelok?

I understood that reference.

Her voice sounds exactly the same as Waluigi’s.