I guess because that was always the intended messaging of the kind of schlocky Facebook posts the original is meant to be parodying. It used to be “this wise soldier/farmer/cop/blue collar worker shows a Millennial hipster how the world REALLY works,” and now you replace ‘Millennial hipster’ with ‘liberal’, but it’s all the same shit designed to get you to look down on someone while respecting whoever the meme tells you is worth respecting.

To be honest, I think the novel author in the replies had some valid points. They just had the poor sense of awareness that would lead them to making those points against an obvious parody, and then going “nuh-uh I’m still right” when it was pointed out to be obvious parody with yet more obvious parody.

I guess my point is we should all be taking a step back from the online brainrot, doing more to act locally and benefit the world around us, and supporting our local sewer men.

And with reckless abandon if you wanna get REAL fuckin wild

I like to go to my gay room and just kind of sit and stare at the wall and think about stuff. It doesn’t accomplish anything.

It’ll fit.

I figure it’s because the year can be seen as an optional appendage if you’re talking about dates from the current year. Like, I can say “that happened on May 5th,” or “I’ll be there June 18th,” and you can reasonably assume I mean in 2024 unless I specify “June 18th, 2063.”

Now, as for why you can say “I’m going on the 18th,” but Americans don’t say 18th of June, 2024, I haven’t a clue. We really only seem to have logical explanations for the way we do things about half of the time.

Are you OK? Help is always available if you need it ❤️

Very tasty. And, healthy, too!

Staying hyped for Dreamsettler even though I still have no clue what it’s about outside of “also a '98 - '02 internet simulator” let’s goooooooooo

Rules for thee, not for m[y preferred politicians, but I’m too blatantly ignorant to understand that the rules are absolutely also for m]e

Wow. I can’t believe that actually worked.

(Tip: you have to keep it in there for a pretty absurdly-long time, or it’ll still come out kind of raw. Basically, hold it in until you think you can’t possibly hold it anymore, and then add another 2 hours)

The Absolutely Nothings

Can’t help it. The abyss has better acoustics. :\

Just because we may stumble and slip doesn’t mean we should stray from the path altogether. Even a toddler knows this, you fucking simple idiot ❤️

No such thing as punching down when everyone is equally represented and cared for. Together, we can make the world a much more hateable place for everyone ❤️

Wow, I can’t believe nobody’s even bothered to mention the style from the definitive hacker movie. Just absolutely gobsmacked. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:

Notably missing from this picture: rollerblades, fingerless gloves, neon dyed hair, tons of fishnets (which I guess you could probably stylize as fish.nets or something), puffy vest, etc.

In my day, being a hacker meant dressing like a weird raver/punk and sending people a GIF of a laughing skull, and that’s how we liked it

Swinging it around like a helicopter ❤️

“Hello I would like you to fuck in me please”

(Accidentally typed in all caps first, which I think is way funnier, but I didn’t want to startle anyone by being too loud on the internet)