my_hat_stinks

Most of the time, but only as long as the shuffle is actually random. A perfect riffle shuffle on a brand new deck will get you the same result every time, and 8 perfect riffles on a row get you back to where you started.

Where I am you can buy part-baked bread and “well fired” rolls.

he doesn’t save his own skin like any IRL capitalist would

Doesn’t he? After essentially destroying the cure he freezes himself so he can survive.