This is an example of non-Euclidean geometry. In this non-Euclidean space, it is a triangle.

Finding local groups dedicated to a hobby is great. I play a lot of Riichi Mahjong online, but it took me an embarassingly long time to realize “Hey I should see if there’s a local club around here to play offline.” There is, and now I have an excuse to leave the house for weekly meetups, and I’ve met some great friends here.

I also play fighting games, but I’ve mostly played more niche titles that never had an active local scene where I live, so I was limited to occasionally traveling out to play 1-2 tournaments a year. This year I finally picked up a game that is active around here, so I’m finally going to FGC locals again.

god is a goat, and if you take it to the right place, it will make you a baby god

The baby god event was never officially released, so this actually didn’t canonically happen.

a 10 year old destroys the yakuza (and then another 10 year old destroys its remnants a few years later)

Red is stated to be 11 in the RGBY instruction booklet. People often get this mixed up because Ash Ketchum is 10, but they are not the same person. Gold’s age is never stated.

a random guy with a bad accent in a brown trenchcoat is the sole police officer seen in the series. no i mean literally, there ARE NO OTHER POLICE it’s just him, he keeps showing up. All the others you might think were police are just security guards.

Officer/Policeman/Police Officer is a recurring NPC trainer class throughout the series, first seen in gen II.

At this point, anything could happen. It could go either way. So yes, she has a chance, and yes, she could find a way to blow it.

Did he confirm the band is breaking up, or could they just be canceling the tour until this blows over?

The twist in the original Metroid was that you didn’t find out Samus was a woman until the ending, I could totally see today’s dumbass gamers calling that a bait-and-switch.

All complimentary meaning free food? Well that helps me save quite a bit on groceries then.