My bugs will outlive me

Is it the language’s fault that you want to solve complex problems?

first?

How many people don’t give a fuck tho?

Well I don’t speak parseltongue

Those are the same pictures

A new job to you is an old job to others. You’re just facing others’ tech debt now.

ya man fuck those losers

idk what you mean. She’s unambiguously a good mother figure to Fern.

Fuck you grandma! I mean, literally

What is this?

damn son what’s your problem

I was responding to the comment that says they should get the job tho

Just curious about what makes you think that I’m not taking it as a joke?

I have a feeling that you have to do better than “implying” you know something to land a job

Don’t worry I’d post the code on linkedin and credit your profile

Suggesting examples are not the same as explaining and therefore the interviewee will not be hired and therefore it is not a deadlock

You can have documents in Agile too

The car doesn’t give a shit

And both lives end when you need to read some legacy VBA code base