Did you know? By indiscriminately removing every 3rd letter, you can ethically decrease input size by up to 33%!

don’t forget the ones we got paid for very well and the ones we introduced to not go to prison

Programmer is insufficiently polite

- INTERCAL

i think the problem there is more structural than formatting

ah yes, “the fairy and the storm” - a classic.

stand up or get out

one might argue that getting out without first standing up could become rather difficult.

please close and reverse the tool, then grip it tightly and drive it into the skull of the complaining customer

to be fairy there are also professionals who will be all too willing to take any unregistered humans off your hands…

do you have a problem with my ˌɡiˈʁafə

featureset and costs - most messaging apps don’t support markdown to the same extent, sms and mms may cost extra depending on your carrier and contract, etc.

not defending whatsapp but rather the concept in general - use signal/discord myself depending on the situation

nore worried about the fact that of those that answered that global warming isn’t occurring, only 50% still think that it doesn’t exist in a different question. did the other 50% just suddenly reconsider?

just wait until you learn to speak kids

what else would you measure body weight to height ratios in other than 1€ coins per ell?

man just wanted to replicate not being able to understand dialogue in christopher nolan films

he’s so unique and interesting… guess he’s gonna be popular soon, eh?

i think Demdaru covered the way it’s used in this meme but FYI it’s also used for comatose patients (see german: “vegetieren”)

80% of women would rate this penis as below average