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Cake day: June 24th, 2023

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  • I’m actually not sure, like before the vacation he kept talking about planning to have lots of sex there, at the same time he was going together with his wife.

    Then he came back and walked around in that shirt telling everyone how exciting the vacation was.

    It was all very comical, but at the same time he really was the stereotype of the kind of guy that does this kind of trips irl.

    The only thing that I don’t like about that shirt is that it doesn’t come in my size.

    She’s just not ready for it yet, but I’m sure your two year old is gonna love it




  • Yeah sexy souvenirs are the worst. A colleague from work ( long time ago ) returned from thailand, with a t-shirt saying something like: I’m a Thai Sex Tourist - proudly wearing the t-shirt on his first day back to work.

    Back to Mallorca, it is possible to evade most mass tourist activities though. I stayed once with my ex there and we took a posada in the normal center of the city. Since most tourists go the same places, always, we could quickly find some bars and restaurants where locals went.

    Some had that “oh no alemanes, sigh” expression on their face, when they noticed we were german. But hey, absolutely understandable.

    The posada was also almost empty, just another guy hearing football commentary in Spanish 24/7.

    We had fun times. Most locals open up, once they figure that you’re not from the mass tourist group.